She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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