You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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