I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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