he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
