I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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