How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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