Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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