I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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