I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
time to smoke my breakfast
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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