My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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