question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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