Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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