I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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