So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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