sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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