Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's blow job season.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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