I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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