Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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