Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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