Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
where are my eyebrows?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
