I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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