dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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