Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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