? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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