I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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