when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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