we're chasing vodka with high fives
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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