he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
