Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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