this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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