Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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