Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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