i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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