I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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