You can't special order awesome
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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