Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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