If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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