Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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