I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i out mim tonsoeep
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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