these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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