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(949): View more from California

Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone

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(858): View more from California

Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.

(858): View more from California

i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents

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(818): View more from California

Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night

(334): View more from Alabama

I felt like a fucking code breaker.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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(419): View more from Ohio

His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch

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(916): View more from California

Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.

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(416): View more from Toronto

When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.

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(406): View more from Montana

There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk

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