I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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