I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Come see our sink grown plant.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
