i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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