I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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