thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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