The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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