Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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