My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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