just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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