you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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