i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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