I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
