How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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