Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
high people should be assigned attendants
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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