dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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