i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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